State assisted suicide in Belgium for lifer prisoner:
@ 2014-09-16 – 09:00:24
@ 2014-09-14 – 08:58:29
If you’ve ever had an Indian taxi driver you’ll love this one…
A drunken, totally naked, woman jumped into a taxi at Park Beach Plaza in
Coffs Harbour, Australia.The Indian driver shook his head, opened his eyes wide and stared at the woman.
He made no attempt to start the Cab.
“What are you staring at, Luv, haven’t you ever seen a woman with no clothes on before?”
“I’ll not be staring at you lady, I am telling you, that would not be proper,
where I am coming from…”
“Well, if you’re not bloody staring at me Luvie, what are you doing then?”
“Well, I am looking and looking, and I am thinking and thinking to myself,
where is this lady keeping the money to be paying me?!”
@ 2014-09-11 – 11:16:36
Subject: Just A few Amusing Jottings from Trevor:
Due to a water shortage in Ireland , Dublin swimming baths have announced they are closing lanes 7 and 8.
I got a letter from Screwfix Direct thanking me for my interest, but explaining they were not a dating agency.
Such an unfair world. When a man talks dirty to a woman its considered sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man its £2.50/min (charges may vary)
Just booked a table for Valentine's Day for me and the wife. Bound to end in tears though - she's rubbish at snooker.
Got a new Jack Russell pup today, he's mainly black and brown with just a small white area so I've called him Bradford.
If you get an email telling you that you can catch Swine Flu from tins of ham then delete it. It's Spam.
They say that sex is the best form of exercise. Now correct me if I'm wrong but I don't think 2 minutes and 15 seconds every 6 months is going to shift this beer belly.
When I was a kid people used to cover me in chocolate and cream and put a cherry on my head. Yeah, life was tough in the gateau.
@ 2014-09-05 – 11:42:33
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYlKkIoavnA&feature=youtu.be (60 min plus video)
@ 2014-09-04 – 11:28:31
The latest trend in Elderly Care? 150 elderly parents left abandoned on the side of the road this year.
If you see an old person on the side of the road, could they be abandoned by their kids? That’s what is happening in Sri Lanka. There has been a spike of kids dumping their parents on the side of the road because they were tired of caring for them. To make matters worse, if the parents have any assets, they take those as well before dumping them out. The authorities think that the lack of caregivers is creating a crisis in elderly care. Will this trend hit the U.S.?
@ 2014-09-01 – 05:35:45
The old man in his mid-eighties struggles to get up from the couch then starts putting on his coat.
His wife, seeing the unexpected behavior, asks, "Where are you going?"
He replies, "I'm going to the doctor."
She says, "Why, are you sick?"
He says, "Nope, I'm going to get me some of that Viagra stuff."
Immediately the wife starts working and positioning herself to get out of her rocker and begins to put on her coat.
He says, "Where the hell are you going"?
She answers, "I'm going to the doctor, too."
He says, "Why, what do you need?"
She says, "If you're going to start using that rusty old thing, I'm getting a tetanus shot."