@ 2015-05-24 – 09:25:05
@ 2015-05-20 – 23:50:08
The Hindu religion is the only one of the world’s great faiths dedicated to the idea that the Cosmos itself undergoes an immense, indeed an infinite, number of deaths and rebirths.
It is the only religion in which the time scales correspond to those of modern scientific cosmology. Its cycles run from our ordinary day and night to a day and night of Brahma, 8.64 billion years long. Longer than the age of the Earth or the Sun and about half the time since the Big Bang.
Carl Sagan, Cosmos (via pirouettingonmywayuptosaturn)
And Muslims like to claim the quran has scientific facts. Hinduism is older than all the Abrahamic religions and yet is more progressive.
brahmaanda Source: pirouettingonmywayuptosaturn
@ 2015-05-20 – 09:13:36
Some examples are:
A photographic memory, but forgot to load the film
All his brain's marked "farm-fresh"
He had a little too much chlorine in his gene pool
Her slinky's kinked
View the entire collection of these Euphemisms For Stupid People and use some of them as needed.
@ 2015-05-17 – 03:17:54
@ 2015-05-12 – 12:01:11
Many of life’s failures
are experienced by people
who did not realize
how close they were
to success when they gave up.”
~ Thomas Edison ~
@ 2015-05-10 – 11:35:39
@ 2015-05-10 – 09:03:03
A retired gentlemen went into the social security office to apply for Social Security.
After waiting in line a long time he got to the counter. The woman behind the counter asked him for his drivers license to verify his age. He looked in his pockets and realized he had left his wallet at home. He told the woman that he was very sorry but he seemed to have left his wallet at home. "Will I have to go home and come back now?" he asks. The woman says, "Unbutton your shirt."
So he opens his shirt revealing lots of curly silver hair. She says, "That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me," and she processed his Social Security application. When he gets home, the man excitedly tells his wife about his experience at the Social Security office. She said, "You should have dropped your pants, you might have qualified for disability, too."